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  • Woodworking Because Murder Is Wrong T-Shirt
  • Woodworking Because Murder Is Wrong T-Shirt
  • Woodworking Because Murder Is Wrong T-Shirt
  • Woodworking Because Murder Is Wrong T-Shirt
 
Woodworking Because Murder Is Wrong T-Shirt

Woodworking Because Murder Is Wrong T-Shirt

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Description
Welcome to the ultimate collection of workshop apparel built for creators who aren't afraid of a little chaos. Whether you are a professional carpenter, a passionate woodworker, or a weekend DIYer, our premium apparel celebrates the humor of carpentry and the grit of woodworking. Shop our durable tees and wear your shop pride out loud.

Woodworking Because Murder Is Wrong T-Shirt

Cut the crap, build the wood

There’s a fine line between a woodworking t-shirt and a carpenter shirt that actually gets you. This one nails it with just the right amount of edge—perfect for the DIY builder who’s dealt with sawdust in the eyes and power tools gone rogue. It’s a graphic tee for woodworkers who prefer a laugh over a meltdown when the project gets tricky.

You know that moment when your power drill jams mid-screw, sawdust is raining down like a confetti parade, your coffee’s gone cold because you’re knee-deep in the chaos, then there’s the slow burn when you find a knot in the perfect piece of wood, and the inevitable panic when your tape measure vanishes right before the cut—that’s the workshop life.

Wear it like a badge of honor, a warning, a truth. This isn’t just a tee—it’s your silent nod to everyone who gets it. Bold enough to say what you mean, grounded enough to get the job done.

Stop overthinking. Start building. Own your workshop.
Why You'll Love It

All-day comfort for real shop work - Crafted from our incredibly soft, proprietary Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee is a daily essential built for comfort, with a smooth surface perfect for printing of any kind.  

Prints that don’t quit -  Printed with eco-friendly, water-based inks that won’t crack, peel, or fade even after repeated washes and repeat mistakes.  

Fits real bodies doing real work - Our best-selling Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee features a crew neck, and tailored fit.

The Bella + Canvas Unisex Jersey T-Shirt offers unparalleled softness and vibrant color options. Crafted from 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, this tee features a retail fit with side seams. Customers rave about its adaptability and true-to-size fit.

Features

  • 4.2 oz., 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
  • Shoulder taping
  • Side-seamed
  • Unisex sizing
  • Retail fit
  • Pre-shrunk
Care Instructions

Want your shirt to stay fabulous? You have to treat it right. 

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out, with mild detergent and similar colors. 
  • Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No chlorine bleach. No fabric softeners. 
  • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. 
  • Cool or low heat iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. 
  • No ironing on the design (don't do it 😅)  
  • Do not dry clean. 
The Fit

Unisex + Modern-Slim = The Bella+Canvas 3001 is a popular, lightweight unisex jersey tee designed with a modern, slim, and retail-ready fit, rather than a boxy, traditional cut. It features side-seamed construction for a more tailored, flattering silhouette, with shorter sleeves and a slightly longer body length. It is generally considered true-to-size but with a slimmer profile.

Everyday comfort you'll "accidentally" wear 3 days in a row

Women: 
Your regular size = fitted + cute.
Size down = fitted + spicy.
Size up = cozy queen vibes.

Men: 
Order your usual tee size for a slimmer fit and up for more room. You're good.

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Sawdust is just glitter for real people. Wear it proud. 🪵

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. While I am personally located in Indiana, we have printers in multiple locations like Florida and Texas.
What is the return policy?

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn’t the case, let us know and we’ll do our best to work with you to make it right.

When will I get my order?

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with tracking information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
How much does shipping cost?

We offer $5 flat rate shipping and free shipping for orders over $75.

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