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Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails. White cotton t-shirt with a retro sunset graphic and text "Today's Forecast: 100% Chance of Sawdust in the Bra.
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  • Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails. White cotton t-shirt with a retro sunset graphic and text "Today's Forecast: 100% Chance of Sawdust in the Bra.
  • Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails. Mauve t-shirt with "100% Chance of Sawdust in the Bra" graphic.
  • Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails. Cream short-sleeve tee with a retro sunset graphic and "Today's Forecast: 100% Chance of Sawdust in the Bra" text.
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  • Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails. Black cotton t-shirt with a retro sunset graphic and "Today's Forecast 100% Chance of Sawdust in the Bra" text.
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  • Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails.
  • Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails. Dark gray t-shirt with a retro sunset graphic featuring a saw and "Today's Forecast: 100% Chance of Sawdust in the Bra.
 
Chance of Sawdust in the Bra T-Shirt

Chance of Sawdust in the Bra T-Shirt

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Color: Vintage White
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Description

Chance of Sawdust in the Bra T-Shirt

Sawdust’s sneaky little invasion

Let’s be honest: if you think sawdust won’t end up in your bra, you’re either new here or living in a fantasy. No matter how many layers you pile on, how carefully you angle that cut, or how much you swear off light colors, sawdust has a personal vendetta against your comfort zone. It’s not a glitch in the matrix—it’s workshop physics. You’re wielding power tools, measuring twice (maybe), and somewhere in that chaos, an army of tiny wood chips stages a covert operation right where you least expect. Glamour? Not even close. Real life? Absolutely.

You know that moment when you’re laser-focused on your latest build, saw humming, hands steady, and suddenly you feel that sneaky itch tucked inside your bra, trying to discreetly shake it out without dropping your drill, realizing your shirt has been a sawdust magnet all along, and having to explain to your partner why you look like you wrestled a wood chipper instead of just finishing a shelf? Yeah, that’s the sawdust-in-bra life.

Wear it like you own it—because this isn’t just a t-shirt, it’s your unofficial uniform, your quiet badge that you’re hands-on, pragmatic, and unapologetically okay with the mess that comes with making things real. This shirt doesn’t ask for permission; it claims your space in the workshop, sawdust and all.

Stop overthinking. Start building. Own your workshop.
Why You'll Love It

All-day comfort for real shop work - Crafted from our incredibly soft, proprietary Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee is a daily essential built for comfort, with a smooth surface perfect for printing of any kind.  

Prints that don’t quit -  Printed with eco-friendly, water-based inks that won’t crack, peel, or fade even after repeated washes and repeat mistakes.  

Fits real bodies doing real work - Our best-selling Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee features a crew neck, and tailored fit.

The Bella + Canvas Unisex Jersey T-Shirt offers unparalleled softness and vibrant color options. Crafted from 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, this tee features a retail fit with side seams. Customers rave about its adaptability and true-to-size fit.

Features

  • 4.2 oz., 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
  • Shoulder taping
  • Side-seamed
  • Unisex sizing
  • Retail fit
  • Pre-shrunk
Care Instructions

Want your shirt to stay fabulous? You have to treat it right. 

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out, with mild detergent and similar colors. 
  • Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No chlorine bleach. No fabric softeners. 
  • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. 
  • Cool or low heat iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. 
  • No ironing on the design (don't do it 😅)  
  • Do not dry clean. 
The Fit

Unisex + Modern-Slim = The Bella+Canvas 3001 is a popular, lightweight unisex jersey tee designed with a modern, slim, and retail-ready fit, rather than a boxy, traditional cut. It features side-seamed construction for a more tailored, flattering silhouette, with shorter sleeves and a slightly longer body length. It is generally considered true-to-size but with a slimmer profile.

Everyday comfort you'll "accidentally" wear 3 days in a row

Women: 
Your regular size = fitted + cute.
Size down = fitted + spicy.
Size up = cozy queen vibes.

Men: 
Order your usual tee size for a slimmer fit and up for more room. You're good.

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Comfort Built for the shop (and the Couch) 🪚

Soft, breathable tees for people who own a saw but still Google "how to measure twice." Whether you're making sawdust, making mistakes, or making something you're weirdly proud of — these shirts are built for all of it. Tough enough to survive your questionable project decisions, comfortable enough to wear long after the tools are put away.

Sawdust is just glitter for real people. Wear it proud. 🪵

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. While I am personally located in Indiana, we have printers in multiple locations like Florida and Texas.
What is the return policy?

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn’t the case, let us know and we’ll do our best to work with you to make it right.

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We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with tracking information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
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