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Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails. White cotton tee with a "Woodworking Because Murder Is Wrong" graphic featuring an angry unicorn holding a hammer and saw.
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Murderous Unicorn T-Shirt

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Color: Army
Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
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Description
Welcome to the ultimate collection of workshop apparel built for creators who aren't afraid of a little chaos. Whether you are a professional carpenter, a passionate woodworker, or a weekend DIYer, our premium apparel celebrates the humor of carpentry and the grit of woodworking. Shop our durable tees and wear your shop pride out loud.

Murderous Unicorn T-Shirt

Anger management, but make it magical If you’re hunting for a woodworking t-shirt that nails the frustration and fierce humor of the craft, this carpenter shirt for women hits the mark. The Murderous Unicorn T-Shirt isn’t just a funny woodworking shirt—it’s a sharp, cheeky statement for female woodworkers who know that building stuff beats losing it. Whether you’re a DIY girl shirt kind of maker or a female carpenter shirt pro, this tee delivers humor and grit wrapped in one wicked graphic tee for woodworkers. It’s the perfect gift for her, especially if she’s known for turning sawdust into smiles and keeping her cool when the workshop chaos hits peak levels. You know that moment when your patience vanishes faster than your last coffee sip, the boss’s emails read like passive-aggressive novels written just to make you twitch, and the dog decides your perfectly stacked lumber is a chew toy? Instead of losing it, you grab your power sander like a weapon, crank up the tunes, and let the sawdust fly. Or when you’re muttering about that ‘one person’ who’s been testing your limits all week while you shape wood into something way cooler than your mood? Then there’s that late-night shop session where your hands keep moving but your brain replays every annoying thing since Monday. That’s the woodworking apparel life — raw, real, and ready for whatever. Wear it like your personal manifesto: you’re a woman who builds things, not drama. You channel fury into creation, not chaos. You get the line between destruction and craftsmanship and you own it every time you pull this maker shirt for women over your head. This isn’t just a womens graphic tee; it’s a badge of honor for women who woodwork, a reminder that your workshop is your kingdom and sometimes the best therapy is a murderous unicorn wielding power tools and a wicked sense of humor stitched right into your gear. Stop overthinking. Start building. Own your workshop.
Why You'll Love It

All-day comfort for real shop work - Crafted from our incredibly soft, proprietary Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee is a daily essential built for comfort, with a smooth surface perfect for printing of any kind.  

Prints that don’t quit -  Printed with eco-friendly, water-based inks that won’t crack, peel, or fade even after repeated washes and repeat mistakes.  

Fits real bodies doing real work - Our best-selling Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee features a crew neck, and tailored fit.

The Bella + Canvas Unisex Jersey T-Shirt offers unparalleled softness and vibrant color options. Crafted from 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, this tee features a retail fit with side seams. Customers rave about its adaptability and true-to-size fit.

Features

  • 4.2 oz., 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
  • Shoulder taping
  • Side-seamed
  • Unisex sizing
  • Retail fit
  • Pre-shrunk
Care Instructions

Want your shirt to stay fabulous? You have to treat it right. 

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out, with mild detergent and similar colors. 
  • Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No chlorine bleach. No fabric softeners. 
  • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. 
  • Cool or low heat iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. 
  • No ironing on the design (don't do it 😅)  
  • Do not dry clean. 
The Fit

Unisex + Modern-Slim = The Bella+Canvas 3001 is a popular, lightweight unisex jersey tee designed with a modern, slim, and retail-ready fit, rather than a boxy, traditional cut. It features side-seamed construction for a more tailored, flattering silhouette, with shorter sleeves and a slightly longer body length. It is generally considered true-to-size but with a slimmer profile.

Everyday comfort you'll "accidentally" wear 3 days in a row

Women: 
Your regular size = fitted + cute.
Size down = fitted + spicy.
Size up = cozy queen vibes.

Men: 
Order your usual tee size for a slimmer fit and up for more room. You're good.

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Sawdust is just glitter for real people. Wear it proud. 🪵

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Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. While I am personally located in Indiana, we have printers in multiple locations like Florida and Texas.

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