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Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails. Black cotton tee with a cartoon Highland cow wearing safety glasses and an apron, holding a clamp and wood.
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  • Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails. Black cotton tee with a cartoon Highland cow wearing safety glasses and an apron, holding a clamp and wood.
  • Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails. Dusty rose t-shirt with a cartoon Highland cow wearing safety goggles and an apron, holding a clamp and wood, with text "I HAVE MORE CLAMPS THAN FRIENDS.
  • Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails. Cream t-shirt with a cartoon Highland cow wearing goggles and an apron, holding a clamp and wood, with text "I Have More Clamps Than Friends".
  • Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails. Light blue cotton tee with a cartoon highland cow wearing goggles and an apron, holding a clamp and wood, with text "I Have More Clamps Than Friends".
  • Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails. White cotton tee with a cartoon Highland cow wearing goggles, an apron, holding a clamp and wood, with the text "I HAVE MORE CLAMPS THAN FRIENDS".
  • Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails. Olive green cotton tee with a cartoon Highland cow in an apron, holding a clamp and wood, with "I Have More Clamps Than Friends" text.
  • Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails. Dark gray t-shirt with a cartoon Highland cow wearing safety goggles and an apron, holding a clamp and wood, with the text "I HAVE MORE CLAMPS THAN FRIENDS".
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I Have More Clamps Than Friends T-Shirt

I Have More Clamps Than Friends T-Shirt

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Description

I Have More Clamps Than Friends T-Shirt

Clamps over cocktails

Because who needs small talk when you’ve got a trusty clamp collection? This tee gets it: your shop is your social scene, and your tools are the real MVPs. No fluff, just facts—if you’re measuring friendships by the number of clamps, you’re already winning.

You know that moment when you’re hunting for a clamp and realize you have way more than you can count, when friends ask to hang out but the workbench is calling, when your best company is a perfectly tight grip on a tricky joint—that’s the clamp life.

Wear it like a badge. A reminder that your workshop is your kingdom, your clamps are your crew, and you’re unbothered by anything else. Solid, sharp, and unapologetically practical.

Stop overthinking. Start building. Own your workshop.
Why You'll Love It

All-day comfort for real shop work - Crafted from our incredibly soft, proprietary Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee is a daily essential built for comfort, with a smooth surface perfect for printing of any kind.  

Prints that don’t quit -  Printed with eco-friendly, water-based inks that won’t crack, peel, or fade even after repeated washes and repeat mistakes.  

Fits real bodies doing real work - Our best-selling Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee features a crew neck, and tailored fit.

The Bella + Canvas Unisex Jersey T-Shirt offers unparalleled softness and vibrant color options. Crafted from 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, this tee features a retail fit with side seams. Customers rave about its adaptability and true-to-size fit.

Features

  • 4.2 oz., 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
  • Shoulder taping
  • Side-seamed
  • Unisex sizing
  • Retail fit
  • Pre-shrunk
Care Instructions

Want your shirt to stay fabulous? You have to treat it right. 

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out, with mild detergent and similar colors. 
  • Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No chlorine bleach. No fabric softeners. 
  • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. 
  • Cool or low heat iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. 
  • No ironing on the design (don't do it 😅)  
  • Do not dry clean. 
The Fit

Unisex + Modern-Slim = The Bella+Canvas 3001 is a popular, lightweight unisex jersey tee designed with a modern, slim, and retail-ready fit, rather than a boxy, traditional cut. It features side-seamed construction for a more tailored, flattering silhouette, with shorter sleeves and a slightly longer body length. It is generally considered true-to-size but with a slimmer profile.

Everyday comfort you'll "accidentally" wear 3 days in a row

Women: 
Your regular size = fitted + cute.
Size down = fitted + spicy.
Size up = cozy queen vibes.

Men: 
Order your usual tee size for a slimmer fit and up for more room. You're good.

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Soft, breathable tees for people who own a saw but still Google "how to measure twice." Whether you're making sawdust, making mistakes, or making something you're weirdly proud of — these shirts are built for all of it. Tough enough to survive your questionable project decisions, comfortable enough to wear long after the tools are put away.

Sawdust is just glitter for real people. Wear it proud. 🪵

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. While I am personally located in Indiana, we have printers in multiple locations like Florida and Texas.
What is the return policy?

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn’t the case, let us know and we’ll do our best to work with you to make it right.

When will I get my order?

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with tracking information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
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