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Olive green "Flipped Not Bought" t-shirt with a vintage floral dresser graphic.
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Flipped Not Bought T-Shirt

Flipped Not Bought T-Shirt

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Description

Flipped Not Bought T-Shirt

Welcome to the ultimate collection of workshop apparel built for creators who aren't afraid of a little chaos. Whether you are a professional carpenter, a passionate woodworker, or a weekend DIYer, our premium apparel celebrates the humor of carpentry and the grit of woodworking. Shop our durable tees and wear your shop pride out loud.

A witty twist on woodworking humor. This woodworker apparel delivers a sharp nod to the realities of carpentry with a clever graphic that’s perfect for anyone who knows the difference between craftsmanship and convenience. Whether you’re hunting for a funny woodworking gift or a reliable carpenter shirt that holds up to the daily grind, this tee blends comfort and character with premium cotton and a fit that suits builders of all kinds.

You know that moment when you’ve spent hours perfecting a joint only to realize the wood was flipped the wrong way, when the sawdust piles up faster than you can clear them, when the shop radio’s playing the same tune for the tenth time and you’re still not done cutting that last piece — that is the Flipped Not Bought life.

Wear it like a badge of honor, a reminder that the best projects aren’t found in a box but crafted with your own two hands. This isn’t just a DIY builder tee; it’s a statement: you’re here to get the job done right, with a side of shop humor and a lot less polish. 

Stop overthinking. Start building. Own your workshop.
Why You'll Love It

All-day comfort for real shop work - Crafted from our incredibly soft, proprietary Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee is a daily essential built for comfort, with a smooth surface perfect for printing of any kind.  

Prints that don’t quit -  Printed with eco-friendly, water-based inks that won’t crack, peel, or fade even after repeated washes and repeat mistakes.  

Fits real bodies doing real work - Our best-selling Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee features a crew neck, and tailored fit.

The Bella + Canvas Unisex Jersey T-Shirt offers unparalleled softness and vibrant color options. Crafted from 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, this tee features a retail fit with side seams. Customers rave about its adaptability and true-to-size fit.

Features

  • 4.2 oz., 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
  • Shoulder taping
  • Side-seamed
  • Unisex sizing
  • Retail fit
  • Pre-shrunk
Care Instructions

Want your shirt to stay fabulous? You have to treat it right. 

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out, with mild detergent and similar colors. 
  • Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No chlorine bleach. No fabric softeners. 
  • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. 
  • Cool or low heat iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. 
  • No ironing on the design (don't do it 😅)  
  • Do not dry clean. 
The Fit

Unisex + Modern-Slim = The Bella+Canvas 3001 is a popular, lightweight unisex jersey tee designed with a modern, slim, and retail-ready fit, rather than a boxy, traditional cut. It features side-seamed construction for a more tailored, flattering silhouette, with shorter sleeves and a slightly longer body length. It is generally considered true-to-size but with a slimmer profile.

Everyday comfort you'll "accidentally" wear 3 days in a row

Women: 
Your regular size = fitted + cute.
Size down = fitted + spicy.
Size up = cozy queen vibes.

Men: 
Order your usual tee size for a slimmer fit and up for more room. You're good.

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Sawdust is just glitter for real people. Wear it proud. 🪵

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. While I am personally located in Indiana, we have printers in multiple locations like Florida and Texas.
What is the return policy?

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn’t the case, let us know and we’ll do our best to work with you to make it right.

When will I get my order?

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with tracking information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
How much does shipping cost?

We offer $5 flat rate shipping and free shipping for orders over $75.

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