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Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails. Light blue cotton tee with a cartoon bear carrying wood and a saw, text "Measure Twice, Cut Once. Curse. Buy More Wood.
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  • Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails. Light blue cotton tee with a cartoon bear carrying wood and a saw, text "Measure Twice, Cut Once. Curse. Buy More Wood.
  • Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails. Sage green cotton tee with a cartoon bear carrying wood and the text "Measure Twice, Cut Once. Curse. Buy More Wood.
  • Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails. Heather mauve t-shirt with a cartoon bear carpenter and "Measure Twice Cut Once Curse. Buy More Wood" text.
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  • Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails. Black cotton tee with a running bear carpenter graphic and "Measure Twice, Cut Once. Curse. Buy More Wood" text.
  • Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails. Cream t-shirt with a bear carrying wood and "Measure Twice Cut Once Curse. Buy More Wood" text.
  • Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails. Olive green cotton tee with a cartoon bear carpenter graphic and "Measure Twice, Cut Once. Curse. Buy More Wood" text.
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Curse Buy More Wood T-Shirt

Curse Buy More Wood T-Shirt

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Description
Welcome to the ultimate collection of workshop apparel built for creators who aren't afraid of a little chaos. Whether you are a professional carpenter, a passionate woodworker, or a weekend DIYer, our premium apparel celebrates the humor of carpentry and the grit of woodworking. Shop our durable tees and wear your shop pride out loud.

Measure Twice Cut Once Curse Buy More Wood T-Shirt

Precision meets procrastination.

Looking for a woodworking t-shirt that gets the real deal? The Measure Twice Cut Once Curse Buy More Wood T-Shirt nails the everyday grind of woodworker apparel with a twist of honest humor. It’s the perfect carpenter shirt for women who know that while measuring twice is the rule, it’s also the polite way of buying time before the inevitable “buy more wood” moment. This graphic tee for woodworkers speaks directly to the DIY builder tee crowd who wield power tools and aren’t afraid to express frustration when the shop life throws curveballs.

You know that moment when you’re triple-checking measurements, muttering under your breath because the saw blade’s duller than your Monday morning, and then, surprise, you realize you need another board anyway? Or when you swear you cut it right but the pieces just don’t fit and suddenly you’re eyeing that stack of wood like it’s your therapist? Or when you’re convinced the dust has swallowed your screws again? That’s the “Measure Twice Cut Once Curse Buy More Wood” life.

This isn’t your average women’s woodworking shirt. It’s a badge of honor for female woodworkers who embrace the mess, the swear words, and the ever-growing pile of lumber. The soft, durable fabric handles sawdust and shop life like a pro, making it a go-to for anyone who spends more time in the workshop than anywhere else. It’s not just a funny woodworking gift; it’s a statement that says: “I’m here, I build, and I’m done apologizing for the chaos.”

Wear it like your personal manifesto—no fluff, no apologies. It’s a bold declaration that you run your workshop your way, chaos and all. This isn’t just a shirt, it’s your shop’s battle cry.

Stop overthinking. Start building. Own your workshop.
Why You'll Love It

All-day comfort for real shop work - Crafted from our incredibly soft, proprietary Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee is a daily essential built for comfort, with a smooth surface perfect for printing of any kind.  

Prints that don’t quit -  Printed with eco-friendly, water-based inks that won’t crack, peel, or fade even after repeated washes and repeat mistakes.  

Fits real bodies doing real work - Our best-selling Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee features a crew neck, and tailored fit.

The Bella + Canvas Unisex Jersey T-Shirt offers unparalleled softness and vibrant color options. Crafted from 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, this tee features a retail fit with side seams. Customers rave about its adaptability and true-to-size fit.

Features

  • 4.2 oz., 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
  • Shoulder taping
  • Side-seamed
  • Unisex sizing
  • Retail fit
  • Pre-shrunk
Care Instructions

Want your shirt to stay fabulous? You have to treat it right. 

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out, with mild detergent and similar colors. 
  • Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No chlorine bleach. No fabric softeners. 
  • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. 
  • Cool or low heat iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. 
  • No ironing on the design (don't do it 😅)  
  • Do not dry clean. 
The Fit

Unisex + Modern-Slim = The Bella+Canvas 3001 is a popular, lightweight unisex jersey tee designed with a modern, slim, and retail-ready fit, rather than a boxy, traditional cut. It features side-seamed construction for a more tailored, flattering silhouette, with shorter sleeves and a slightly longer body length. It is generally considered true-to-size but with a slimmer profile.

Everyday comfort you'll "accidentally" wear 3 days in a row

Women: 
Your regular size = fitted + cute.
Size down = fitted + spicy.
Size up = cozy queen vibes.

Men: 
Order your usual tee size for a slimmer fit and up for more room. You're good.

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Soft, breathable tees for people who own a saw but still Google "how to measure twice." Whether you're making sawdust, making mistakes, or making something you're weirdly proud of — these shirts are built for all of it. Tough enough to survive your questionable project decisions, comfortable enough to wear long after the tools are put away.

Sawdust is just glitter for real people. Wear it proud. 🪵

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. While I am personally located in Indiana, we have printers in multiple locations like Florida and Texas.
What is the return policy?

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn’t the case, let us know and we’ll do our best to work with you to make it right.

When will I get my order?

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with tracking information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
How much does shipping cost?

We offer $5 flat rate shipping and free shipping for orders over $75.

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