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Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails. Mauve short-sleeve t-shirt with "Woodworking Because Murder Is Wrong" in white text.
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  • Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails. Mauve short-sleeve t-shirt with "Woodworking Because Murder Is Wrong" in white text.
  • Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails. White cotton tee with "Woodworking Because Murder Is Wrong" in black text.
  • Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails. Dark gray t-shirt with "Woodworking Because Murder Is Wrong" in white text.
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Because Murder is Wrong T-Shirt

Because Murder is Wrong T-Shirt

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Color: Mauve
$39.99 $29.99
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Description

Woodworking Because Murder is Wrong T-Shirt

Dark humor meets workshop sanity

Let’s be real: sometimes the only thing standing between you and a full-on meltdown is a power tool and a pile of wood that’s about to become something useful. This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a no-nonsense nod to the daily chaos you handle like a pro. “Woodworking Because Murder Is Wrong” isn’t just a clever phrase; it’s the truth wrapped in cotton. When life throws a mess your way, you don’t lose it—you lose yourself in that perfect cut, that tight joint, and the smell of sawdust that somehow calms the storm. Why throw a tantrum when you can just sand it smooth and move on?

You know that moment when the kids won’t quit bickering, the dog decides your favorite drill bit is a chew toy, your coffee lands smack dab on your blueprints—and instead of losing it, you grab your chisel, measure twice, cut once, and suddenly the chaos makes sense again? Or when the power goes out but you keep working by flashlight because quitting isn’t an option? That’s the “Woodworking Because Murder Is Wrong” life.

Wear it like your unofficial uniform—a sharp, grounded statement for the woman who turns frustration into function and sarcasm into survival. This shirt is your badge of honor for boss-level problem solving and unapologetic badassery. If building, fixing, or crafting is your therapy, this tee speaks your language.

Stop overthinking. Start building. Own your workshop.
Why You'll Love It

All-day comfort for real shop work - Crafted from our incredibly soft, proprietary Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee is a daily essential built for comfort, with a smooth surface perfect for printing of any kind.  

Prints that don’t quit -  Printed with eco-friendly, water-based inks that won’t crack, peel, or fade even after repeated washes and repeat mistakes.  

Fits real bodies doing real work - Our best-selling Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee features a crew neck, and tailored fit.

The Bella + Canvas Unisex Jersey T-Shirt offers unparalleled softness and vibrant color options. Crafted from 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, this tee features a retail fit with side seams. Customers rave about its adaptability and true-to-size fit.

Features

  • 4.2 oz., 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
  • Shoulder taping
  • Side-seamed
  • Unisex sizing
  • Retail fit
  • Pre-shrunk
Care Instructions

Want your shirt to stay fabulous? You have to treat it right. 

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out, with mild detergent and similar colors. 
  • Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No chlorine bleach. No fabric softeners. 
  • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. 
  • Cool or low heat iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. 
  • No ironing on the design (don't do it 😅)  
  • Do not dry clean. 
The Fit

Unisex + Modern-Slim = The Bella+Canvas 3001 is a popular, lightweight unisex jersey tee designed with a modern, slim, and retail-ready fit, rather than a boxy, traditional cut. It features side-seamed construction for a more tailored, flattering silhouette, with shorter sleeves and a slightly longer body length. It is generally considered true-to-size but with a slimmer profile.

Everyday comfort you'll "accidentally" wear 3 days in a row

Women: 
Your regular size = fitted + cute.
Size down = fitted + spicy.
Size up = cozy queen vibes.

Men: 
Order your usual tee size for a slimmer fit and up for more room. You're good.

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Soft, breathable tees for people who own a saw but still Google "how to measure twice." Whether you're making sawdust, making mistakes, or making something you're weirdly proud of — these shirts are built for all of it. Tough enough to survive your questionable project decisions, comfortable enough to wear long after the tools are put away.

Sawdust is just glitter for real people. Wear it proud. 🪵

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. While I am personally located in Indiana, we have printers in multiple locations like Florida and Texas.
What is the return policy?

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn’t the case, let us know and we’ll do our best to work with you to make it right.

When will I get my order?

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with tracking information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
How much does shipping cost?

We offer $5 flat rate shipping and free shipping for orders over $75.

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