{"product_id":"i-run-on-cuss-words-t-shirt","title":"I Run On Cuss Words T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n  \u003ch4 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI Run On Cuss Words T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCaffeine, sawdust, and swear words—your daily essentials.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eLet’s be real. No one saunters into the shop at dawn, fully caffeinated, perfectly clean, and verbally polite. If you’re not juggling a hot cup of coffee, a cloud of sawdust stuck to your hair, and an impressive string of curse words that could make a sailor blush, are you even building? This tee calls out the truth: your workshop survival kit isn’t complete without a little chemical pep, evidence of your hard work dusting every surface, and a well-timed expletive or three when the project fights back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eYou know that moment when your drill bit snaps mid-cut and suddenly your vocabulary goes off the rails, when you’re already on pot number three because the first two vanished in a caffeine-fueled blur, when the soundtrack of your workshop is less music and more a series of muttered complaints and grudging celebrations? That’s the caffeine, sawdust, and cuss words life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWear it like a badge of honor: wired, dust-covered, and fluent in the language of real building—the kind that doesn’t always go smoothly but gets done anyway. This isn’t just a shirt; it’s your personal manifesto that says, “Yeah, I run on caffeine, sawdust, and cuss words—and proud of it.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStop overthinking. Start building. 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